iPhone · iPad · Mac
Make your own
modern condition.
We made 165 posters about queues, group chats and the meeting about the meeting. This is the studio we made them in. Bring your own photograph, write the line only you find funny, and take it out at 300 DPI — ready to frame, or ready to send to the one person who'll get it.
Made in the studio
Five that came out of it
An image, a line, a frame, and a reasonable amount of second-guessing. None of these existed before someone opened the app and decided the office had gone too far.





The studio
Everything on one artboard
The same tools on all three, laid out for the screen you're holding. Pick a device.
How it goes
Four decisions, roughly
Bring your own everything
An image from Photos or Files, or dropped straight onto the artboard on Mac. Import your own TTF and OTF fonts, if you have opinions about type. Most people develop them here.
Say the quiet part
Place the line where it needs to sit, at the size it needs to be. Eight typefaces are included for the days you'd rather not decide.
Frame it properly
No border, a preset, or custom line work down to the weight, inset and join. Wireframes, grids and rulers for when it genuinely does have to be exact.
Then take it out
Exact A3 or A2 at 300 DPI, into Files, Finder, iCloud Drive or Photos. Nothing uploads, nothing syncs, nothing phones home. It's a file, and it's yours.
The deal
Ten exports, then it's yours
The full editor is free — no time limit, no tools held back, no account. Every install comes with ten exports. When they run out, Unlimited Lifetime Exports is a one-time purchase — restorable, no subscription and no expiry. That is the entire business model.
Prefer ours already made? The 165 originals are here — printed and posted, or as files you print yourself.